No son of mine…
Here’s a few ideas:
- Eat your cum with something else - use it as a dressing on your salad or mix it into your smoothie. Once you get used to eating it, it might be easier to try it on its own.
- Masturbate lying on your back, with your legs raised and down over your head (yoga “plow” position) so your cock is as close to your face as possible, and try to cum into your mouth so you can swallow it while still cumming. You’ll probably get it all over your face until you get the hang of it, but that’s ok, practice makes perfect!
- Cum in a shot glass and save it for a while until you’re ready to masturbate again… then when you’re aroused have a nice shot of cum! Or pour it over a dildo and then lick it clean as if you were cleaning a real cock.
- Save your cum from a number of orgasms in a condom in the freezer. Then pop it in your mouth when you start to masturbate… once it’s all melted suck the cum from the condom, and don’t allow yourself to orgasm until you’ve swallowed every drop!
Or, y’know, just get over it and lick it up like a good little slut! :)